Some common questions:

What makes NerdEssays so much better than all the other services?

We offer the best writing service on-line, hands down.  Not only that, we offer it with unparalleled service.  Call us at 347-559-6637 and you can talk to a live person about your personal project.  No one is mass producing papers here, like on other sites.  What we do is highly personal and private.  Only our close-knit team of writers will ever know you have outsourced your project.

Plagiarism?!??!?!?!?!? @#$!$#!#@$?!?!?!

NO.  NONE.  NEVER.  NYET.  NUNCA.  Just try us for something small.  We guarantee satisfaction.  Send it in to turnitin.com, plagiarismchecker.com, whatever you want.  See?  Feel safer now?

Seriously, our writers work hard to create your paper from scratch!

Is this illegal?  Will I get in trouble?

Absolutely not.  All services we provide are 100% legal and upheld by the law.

What about my teachers?  They might find out.

We do not disclose any information about our clients.  Your privacy is of utmost importance to us.

How does the payment process work?  Other sites ask for the whole amount up-front.  I don’t feel comfortable with that.

We only ask for a 25% deposit for us to finish your paper.  Then we’ll send you the first two pages, and if you are satisfied, we will continue.  You reserve the right to cancel the process any time you wish.  It is our job to provide you with quality and we expect you to pay for nothing less than the best.

I bought a paper from company X.  It was recycled.  What about you guys??

While other sites simply find customers and recycle papers found on competing sites, we work completely in-house.  Each project is done from scratch, bottom-up, from the research to the references.

What’s the difference between premium and standard service?

Please visit our pricing section to learn more about the difference between premium and standard service.  But in short, standard and premium customers both get the same amount of care and detail we have a reputation for.  The premium service signs you up for the utmost customer service and includes perks like our B- Guarantee and daily e-mail updates.  The reason we implemented two types of pricing is we understand that times are tough and some people can do without the e-mail updates and our “until-you’re-satisfied” policy.

Can we meet, in person?

Absolutely.  In fact, we encourage it.  We love to meet the people we work with.

How does the B-Grade-Money-Back Guarantee work?

Show us any legitimate, hard proof that you received lower than a B-minus grade on your paper (equivalent to an 80) and we will refund the full amount.  Who else guarantees this sort of service?

Are you all really Ivy Leaguers?  Can you prove it?

Absolutely.  You can meet one of our writers for an hour meeting, and we will show you all forms of credentials.  We began as a tightly-knit group in a certain New York school, and we have no reason to lie, like these other sites who claim to have been Ivy Leaguers, but their names do not show up in the yearbooks.

What if I’m from out-of-state (NY).  Can I still use your services?

Yes.  While we cater mostly to New York clients, we can work digitally through e-mail and phone with clients outside of the Tri-State area.